I have been entertained at the tables lately by people randomly writing stuff in the chat about me. Here is a poem that a guy recently dedicated to me.

RAIDERDUCK HAD NINE LIVES
RAIDERDUCK HAS POCKET NINES
THE WAY HE PLAYS THEM
HE WINS EVERYTIME
HE SIKES YOU OUT
RAIDERDUCK IS THE BEST
NORTH TO THE SOUTH
EVERYTIME RAIDERDUCK SHOWS UP
YOU KNOW HE BLOWS UP
HE’LL NEVER MISS
RAIDERDUCK WILL HAVE ALL YOUR CHIPS

marvellous effort that. Here is another guys freestyle rap effort. Kinda long, but worth it. Well done to SHUT_UP_DAS for his time and thanks for entertaining the table.

SHUT_UP_DAS: actually im a musical artist
ACENUTS: omg lol
CERTIFIEDPRO: ahahahaha
SHUT_UP_DAS: i conduct beats and make songs
SHUT_UP_DAS: wanna hear one ?
BLUFFTACULAR: LOL
RAIDERDUCK: ok
SHUT_UP_DAS: but yo check it
SHUT_UP_DAS: this is the ugly truth yall
SHUT_UP_DAS: yo yo i hate those ***** monkeys and the features
SHUT_UP_DAS: that they share with simian
SHUT_UP_DAS: disgusting junkies welfare recipiants
SHUT_UP_DAS: they livin off of someones $money who pays tax and hasa life
SHT_UP_DAS: while these fat *****es stomachs stay fat with parasites
SHUT_UP_DAS: and they have to have a pipe
SHUT_UP_DAS: to relax on average nights
BLUFFTACULAR: classic average nights
SHUT_UP_DAS: sp there bastars bratty tykes all act like savage types
SHUT_UP_DAS: its the legacy of black and spanish guys
SHUT_UP_DAS: beg when tea and genoas complacency of dads who have no wive
SHUT_UP_DAS: police should beat there ***** nskulls in with magnum, light
SHUT_UP_DAS: illigiamate illiterate blacks should have no rights
SHUT_UP_DAS: cuz they went from havin lives to havin life no i pay to fe
SHUT_UP_DAS: and give them TV with satalite ?
SHUT_UP_DAS: thiose steven stealin dirty ***** heathins dealin dope
SHUT_UP_DAS: need to steal a boat
SHUT_UP_DAS: sail they monkey asses back to africa
SHUT_UP_DAS: and seal the coast
SHUT_UP_DAS: with giant gates made of steel and bolts
SHUT_UP_DAS: so we can try and save a decent white god fearing folks
SHUT_UP_DAS: ” cuz i got strangers movin in on my own backyard
SHUT_UP_DAS: home town battlefield times is hard
SHUT_UP_DAS: crime is risin
SHUT_UP_DAS: on my horizon
SHUT_UP_DAS: and its gettin mighty hard for folds to find a job
SHUT_UP_DAS: alot of folks say that the time is changin
SHUT_UP_DAS: but the more things change the more it stays the same
SHUT_UP_DAS: i dotn know where im gonna go
SHUT_UP_DAS: i dont know….
SHUT_UP_DAS: dont hand me your ethics
SHUT_UP_DAS: just credit this is rude hard speech
RAIDERDUCK: get a RAIDERDUCK lyric in there
SHUT_UP_DAS: cuz im not anti semitic jews are cheap !
SHUT_UP_DAS: with every breath there breathin threw large beaks
SHUT_UP_DAS: there tellin more fibs
SHUT_UP_DAS: and squeezin 4 kids
SHUT_UP_DAS: into 2 car seats
SHUT_UP_DAS: what a waste of white skin heartbeats and faces like men
SHUT_UP_DAS: black lovers who treat the beast as if the a[e was like them
SHUT_UP_DAS: they killed to save your christ then denied that he was gods
SHUT_UP_DAS: first thing in the mornin wakin up
SHUT_UP_DAS: on my mind is always raider duck
SHUT_UP_DAS: my girl right beside me wanted to fck
SHUT_UP_DAS: but on my mind is just raider duck
RAIDERDUCK: ty
SHUT_UP_DAS: i got pocket aces and accidently muck
SHUT_UP_DAS: cuiz i was too busy thinkin of raider duck
SHUT_UP_DAS: so i was thionking whats an easy way to make a buck
SHUT_UP_DAS: figured i just go on UB and find RAIDERDUCK
SHUT_UP_DAS: say whats up
SHUT_UP_DAS: ask for 10 bucks
SHUT_UP_DAS: and when he turns me down just frown and say fck !
SHUT_UP_DAS: i know im better than anyone at the tablr
SHUT_UP_DAS: but i got no bank therfore i aint able
SHUT_UP_DAS: to stack all you and buy my kids toys plus RAIDERDUCK shirts
SHUT_UP_DAS: for me and the boys
SHUT_UP_DAS: so i just came herew to say one thing, send me 25 bucks and
SHUT_UP_DAS: ill continue to sing ! lol
SHUT_UP_DAS: and im not racist btw the song sdisses white folks next
SHUT_UP_DAS: thats wghy its called the ugly truth
SHUT_UP_DAS: see ??!?>
SHUT_UP_DAS: now i have carpal tunnel
RAIDERDUCK: v good
SHUT_UP_DAS: give me a shot at poker
SHUT_UP_DAS: if you had one shot
RAIDERDUCK: i mite put that on my blog
RAIDERDUCK: your talent is unmeasurable
SHUT_UP_DAS: tyty
RAIDERDUCK: use ur rap skills to get a gf with a big booty
SHUT_UP_DAS: ill write you 40 songs just send me some $ im bored ! lol
SHUT_UP_DAS: and poor
SHUT_UP_DAS: and also
SHUT_UP_DAS: hungry
SHUT_UP_DAS: lol
RAIDERDUCK: well my session is coming to an end
SHUT_UP_DAS: am i leaving empty handed
SHUT_UP_DAS: after that exausting performance lol
SHUT_UP_DAS: i bid you a do gentlemen
SHUT_UP_DAS: raider ?
SHUT_UP_DAS: can anyone here help me get started maybe ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: i cant depot cuz i live in the pacific ocean
SHUT_UP_DAS: u wont miss 5 bb’s but ittl sure help me !
RAIDERDUCK: ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: sorry for buggin yallz if i dide
SHUT_UP_DAS: oh
SHUT_UP_DAS: RAIDERDUCK
SHUT_UP_DAS: can
SHUT_UP_DAS: you
SHUT_UP_DAS: splash ?
SHUT_UP_DAS: tonight ?
SHUT_UP_DAS: nevermind c ya
RAIDERDUCK: later
SHUT_UP_DAS: painfull
SHUT_UP_DAS: i though you said for a shout out and a song about you ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: did you not ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: that was original fire str8 from the oven
SHUT_UP_DAS: for you mr duxk
SHUT_UP_DAS: am i wrong you did say that
SHUT_UP_DAS: didnt he guys ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: haha
SHUT_UP_DAS: can you please help me out ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: after al;l that im desperate pls
SHUT_UP_DAS: my gf actually left me