I have been entertained at the tables lately by people randomly writing stuff in the chat about me. Here is a poem that a guy recently dedicated to me.

RAIDERDUCK HAD NINE LIVES
RAIDERDUCK HAS POCKET NINES
THE WAY HE PLAYS THEM
HE WINS EVERYTIME
HE SIKES YOU OUT
RAIDERDUCK IS THE BEST
NORTH TO THE SOUTH
EVERYTIME RAIDERDUCK SHOWS UP
YOU KNOW HE BLOWS UP
HE’LL NEVER MISS
RAIDERDUCK WILL HAVE ALL YOUR CHIPS

marvellous effort that. Here is another guys freestyle rap effort. Kinda long, but worth it. Well done to SHUT_UP_DAS for his time and thanks for entertaining the table.

SHUT_UP_DAS: actually im a musical artist
ACENUTS: omg lol
CERTIFIEDPRO: ahahahaha
SHUT_UP_DAS: i conduct beats and make songs
SHUT_UP_DAS: wanna hear one ?
BLUFFTACULAR: LOL
RAIDERDUCK: ok
SHUT_UP_DAS: but yo check it
SHUT_UP_DAS: this is the ugly truth yall
SHUT_UP_DAS: yo yo i hate those ***** monkeys and the features
SHUT_UP_DAS: that they share with simian
SHUT_UP_DAS: disgusting junkies welfare recipiants
SHUT_UP_DAS: they livin off of someones $money who pays tax and hasa life
SHT_UP_DAS: while these fat *****es stomachs stay fat with parasites
SHUT_UP_DAS: and they have to have a pipe
SHUT_UP_DAS: to relax on average nights
BLUFFTACULAR: classic average nights
SHUT_UP_DAS: sp there bastars bratty tykes all act like savage types
SHUT_UP_DAS: its the legacy of black and spanish guys
SHUT_UP_DAS: beg when tea and genoas complacency of dads who have no wive
SHUT_UP_DAS: police should beat there ***** nskulls in with magnum, light
SHUT_UP_DAS: illigiamate illiterate blacks should have no rights
SHUT_UP_DAS: cuz they went from havin lives to havin life no i pay to fe
SHUT_UP_DAS: and give them TV with satalite ?
SHUT_UP_DAS: thiose steven stealin dirty ***** heathins dealin dope
SHUT_UP_DAS: need to steal a boat
SHUT_UP_DAS: sail they monkey asses back to africa
SHUT_UP_DAS: and seal the coast
SHUT_UP_DAS: with giant gates made of steel and bolts
SHUT_UP_DAS: so we can try and save a decent white god fearing folks
SHUT_UP_DAS: ” cuz i got strangers movin in on my own backyard
SHUT_UP_DAS: home town battlefield times is hard
SHUT_UP_DAS: crime is risin
SHUT_UP_DAS: on my horizon
SHUT_UP_DAS: and its gettin mighty hard for folds to find a job
SHUT_UP_DAS: alot of folks say that the time is changin
SHUT_UP_DAS: but the more things change the more it stays the same
SHUT_UP_DAS: i dotn know where im gonna go
SHUT_UP_DAS: i dont know….
SHUT_UP_DAS: dont hand me your ethics
SHUT_UP_DAS: just credit this is rude hard speech
RAIDERDUCK: get a RAIDERDUCK lyric in there
SHUT_UP_DAS: cuz im not anti semitic jews are cheap !
SHUT_UP_DAS: with every breath there breathin threw large beaks
SHUT_UP_DAS: there tellin more fibs
SHUT_UP_DAS: and squeezin 4 kids
SHUT_UP_DAS: into 2 car seats
SHUT_UP_DAS: what a waste of white skin heartbeats and faces like men
SHUT_UP_DAS: black lovers who treat the beast as if the a[e was like them
SHUT_UP_DAS: they killed to save your christ then denied that he was gods
SHUT_UP_DAS: first thing in the mornin wakin up
SHUT_UP_DAS: on my mind is always raider duck
SHUT_UP_DAS: my girl right beside me wanted to fck
SHUT_UP_DAS: but on my mind is just raider duck
RAIDERDUCK: ty
SHUT_UP_DAS: i got pocket aces and accidently muck
SHUT_UP_DAS: cuiz i was too busy thinkin of raider duck
SHUT_UP_DAS: so i was thionking whats an easy way to make a buck
SHUT_UP_DAS: figured i just go on UB and find RAIDERDUCK
SHUT_UP_DAS: say whats up
SHUT_UP_DAS: ask for 10 bucks
SHUT_UP_DAS: and when he turns me down just frown and say fck !
SHUT_UP_DAS: i know im better than anyone at the tablr
SHUT_UP_DAS: but i got no bank therfore i aint able
SHUT_UP_DAS: to stack all you and buy my kids toys plus RAIDERDUCK shirts
SHUT_UP_DAS: for me and the boys
SHUT_UP_DAS: so i just came herew to say one thing, send me 25 bucks and
SHUT_UP_DAS: ill continue to sing ! lol
SHUT_UP_DAS: and im not racist btw the song sdisses white folks next
SHUT_UP_DAS: thats wghy its called the ugly truth
SHUT_UP_DAS: see ??!?>
SHUT_UP_DAS: now i have carpal tunnel
RAIDERDUCK: v good
SHUT_UP_DAS: give me a shot at poker
SHUT_UP_DAS: if you had one shot
RAIDERDUCK: i mite put that on my blog
RAIDERDUCK: your talent is unmeasurable
SHUT_UP_DAS: tyty
RAIDERDUCK: use ur rap skills to get a gf with a big booty
SHUT_UP_DAS: ill write you 40 songs just send me some $ im bored ! lol
SHUT_UP_DAS: and poor
SHUT_UP_DAS: and also
SHUT_UP_DAS: hungry
SHUT_UP_DAS: lol
RAIDERDUCK: well my session is coming to an end
SHUT_UP_DAS: am i leaving empty handed
SHUT_UP_DAS: after that exausting performance lol
SHUT_UP_DAS: i bid you a do gentlemen
SHUT_UP_DAS: raider ?
SHUT_UP_DAS: can anyone here help me get started maybe ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: i cant depot cuz i live in the pacific ocean
SHUT_UP_DAS: u wont miss 5 bb’s but ittl sure help me !
RAIDERDUCK: ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: sorry for buggin yallz if i dide
SHUT_UP_DAS: oh
SHUT_UP_DAS: RAIDERDUCK
SHUT_UP_DAS: can
SHUT_UP_DAS: you
SHUT_UP_DAS: splash ?
SHUT_UP_DAS: tonight ?
SHUT_UP_DAS: nevermind c ya
RAIDERDUCK: later
SHUT_UP_DAS: painfull
SHUT_UP_DAS: i though you said for a shout out and a song about you ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: did you not ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: that was original fire str8 from the oven
SHUT_UP_DAS: for you mr duxk
SHUT_UP_DAS: am i wrong you did say that
SHUT_UP_DAS: didnt he guys ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: haha
SHUT_UP_DAS: can you please help me out ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: after al;l that im desperate pls
SHUT_UP_DAS: my gf actually left me

There is conjecture on life fish about what it actually is. I think it is a horse as demonstrated by this mspaint. ZOOM OUT to see it clearly.

Yep, get free monies off me (kinda)

All you have to do is send me a pic to either my email (raiderduck@raiderduck.com), or PM on 2+2 (litemyfire)

My prices are as follows

$5 for some form of poster or something you make on the net dedicated to me

$10 for like someone (or their gf) holding a sign saying “I love raiderduck” or “we <3 raiderduck” or similar. Use your imagination.

Up to $20 for writing raiderduck/i love raiderduck on your or your gf’s body, or anything creative that I like. Must have some form of writing on skin though.

No photoshoppings plz, i want REAL effort put in ppl. Those prices are not set in stone, I will judge the photos and will give out up to $20 for anyone who puts in the effort. I have paid out 5 people so far for various types of pictures (beggars on AP).

If interested ship the pics. PM me on 2+2 or email me at raiderduck@raiderduck.com

I know how much you all enjoyed my last video of myself jumping into a pool. I now go from the career of film star to film director…bringing you 2 episodes of my initial series “Candid Naomi”.

Episode 1 -

After adjusting the camera contrast settings to match the colour scheme of the room, I film Naomi sitting down for about 20 seconds before she lunges at the phone.

Naomi screams “ITS A VIDEO!!” at the end.

Episode 2 -

This episode was taken about 5 minutes after episode one. I am using my phone (naomi confiscated hers back) which is why its better quality. In this episode naomi does a bit of headbanging, followed by a short clip of Colleen and Mog sitting on the lounge.

At the end I am about to say “naomi you got 20 seconds to do something funny”. Then she hit me and turned the phone off.

Getting owned in the chat as usual…
91_TUCKER_91: play bad win big
91_TUCKER_91: 10.00 on the flop with 9 high and snap a full house lol
91_TUCKER_91: unreal
IRILLO: duck last night U were playing 9 screens ? 1 heads up?
IRILLO: corpororation?
RAIDERDUCK: 9?
RAIDERDUCK: shoulda seen me earlier today i was playing 18
IRILLO: NINE!
IRILLO: 12:30 ET!
IRILLO: working as a team? or for the house?
RAIDERDUCK: wat do u mean?
_MR SMOOTH_: he has a superuser account!
RAIDERDUCK: lolz
_MR SMOOTH_: obviously
RAIDERDUCK: its rigged
TAFFY_JONES: u should report him rillo
IRILLO: I wrote all the game ID#’s and times…
TAFFY_JONES: good man
_MR SMOOTH_: yep
_MR SMOOTH_: he will be banned asap
_MR SMOOTH_: send it in
TAFFY_JONES: he cant argue with the evidence
_MR SMOOTH_: overwhelming
RAIDERDUCK: loool
RAIDERDUCK: im gunna get pwned
TAFFY_JONES: airtight
IRILLO: not rigged, but team work that gives them obvious advantages
_MR SMOOTH_: wheres onlinebandit?
RAIDERDUCK: what do u mean teamwork? what team?
TAFFY_JONES: hes changed his name to IRILLO lol
_MR SMOOTH_: you are your 2 teamates\
_MR SMOOTH_: TEAM RAIDERDUCK!
IRILLO: taffy ur a decent guy & player,, could u play 9 screens?
RAIDERDUCK: hehe
_MR SMOOTH_: NO WAY
RAIDERDUCK: irillo..im playing 9 now
_MR SMOOTH_: its impossible
_MR SMOOTH_: unless you have a team
RAIDERDUCK: i am a witch obv
TAFFY_JONES: i am playing 9 right now
_MR SMOOTH_: i am playing ten
_MR SMOOTH_: but i’m a deity!
NEEKTOO: im playing one
IRILLO: 1 heads up against ellis_island and all recorded
RAIDERDUCK: can u cc the email to me u send to support?
_MR SMOOTH_: send it in!
RAIDERDUCK: its raiderduck@raiderduck
TAFFY_JONES: good work rillo.u have him
IRILLO: ultimate points must be huge
_MR SMOOTH_: send it in
RAIDERDUCK: dot com
91_TUCKER_91: get him
91_TUCKER_91: send it!
_MR SMOOTH_: ship it!
91_TUCKER_91: lol
RAIDERDUCK: haha u guys always pwn me in the chat
_MR SMOOTH_: before its too late!
TAFFY_JONES: your number is up Duck!!
_MR SMOOTH_: GG DUCK
91_TUCKER_91: lol gl…maybe fall asleep now
TAFFY_JONES: u’ve been found out
91_TUCKER_91: to tired

RAIDERDUCK: this is rogged
RAIDERDUCK: well i guess it was a matter of time before they found me
TAFFY_JONES: hey rillo
TAFFY_JONES: u might get a reward
RAIDERDUCK: irillo…cc me the email plz?
IRILLO: I’M NOT A SNITCH, BUT WOULD LIKE A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD..
_MR SMOOTH_: do you still use your nionio account duck?
RAIDERDUCK: haha na just potripper obv
TAFFY_JONES: lol

Apparently I have a tight image..

You’re connected to our server.  Enjoy your game.
PUCKYOU07: 2$ lmaoooooooo
PUCKYOU07: loooooooooool
<< Result for Hand 1608008086 >>
YANKIT wins ($4.25) with (One pair, tens).
PUCKYOU07: ur gifted
YANKIT: LIKE THAT HAND PUCKY ?
PUCKYOU07: are u in special ed?
YANKIT: UR CHART SAYS U DO
<< Result for Hand 1608008489 >>
PUCKYOU07 wins ($1.50 chips).
PUCKYOU07: did i say yank me yet
PUCKYOU07: look at tis weak obv  poker
PUCKYOU07: lol
Player JACKTEE is disconnected. We will allow 30 seconds for reconnection.
Player JACKTEE is reconnected. Game continues…
PUCKYOU07: he must have 27 os
YANKIT: OH, i AM SORRY
PUCKYOU07: loooooooooooooool
PUCKYOU07: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
PUCKYOU07: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
XPOH1: sry
PUCKYOU07: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
<< Result for Hand 1608008815 >>
PUCKYOU07: lmfao
XPOH1 wins ($87.10) with (Full house, queens full of nines).
YANKIT: U HAD A SESSION LAST NIGHT AND U WERE +.95
PUCKYOU07: so weak
YANKIT: YA, THATS 95 CENTS
YANKIT: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
PUCKYOU07: my read was so off on that last hand
PUCKYOU07: i mean like miles
<< Result for Hand 1608009684 >>
YANKIT wins ($1.90 chips).
PUCKYOU07: lmaooooooooo
PUCKYOU07: how about urs yank me
YANKIT: I WAS TO BUSY LAUGHING AT UR STATS
<< Result for Hand 1608010203 >>
YANKIT wins ($2.40) with (One pair, nines).
PUCKYOU07: loool
<< Result for Hand 1608010632 >>
WALLYWORLD22 wins ($2.00 chips).
PUCKYOU07: Hu
PUCKYOU07: then
PUCKYOU07: well
YANKIT: PUCKY, YOU REALLY DONT HAVE THE ROLL FOR THAT
<< Result for Hand 1608010868 >>
DIGGAH wins ($2.85 chips).
YANKIT: SOUNDS TUFF THO
PUCKYOU07: loooooooooooooooooooooooool
PUCKYOU07: im ***** lol mu arse off
<< Result for Hand 1608011352 >>
RAYZNFOOL wins ($5.20 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1608012013 >>
RAIDERDUCK wins ($2.00 chips).
PUCKYOU07: lmfao
<< Result for Hand 1608012350 >>
RAYZNFOOL wins ($16.60 chips).
PUCKYOU07: is this a better rool
PUCKYOU07: roll
YANKIT: YA BUT I AM SURE THATS ABOUT IT
YANKIT: ONCE THATS GONE ITS RELOAD TIME
YANKIT: AGAIN
PUCKYOU07: no i got more 4 u
<< Result for Hand 1608013071 >>
DIGGAH wins ($25.15 chips).
YANKIT: YOU HAVE TO PAY THAT CREDIT CARD BILL U KNOW?
PUCKYOU07: i got more 4 u
PUCKYOU07: and 4 diggs also
<< Result for Hand 1608013940 >>
DIGGAH wins ($31.80 chips).
YANKIT: OK, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE ENOUGH FOR US ALL
PUCKYOU07: only u and diggs
YANKIT: I DONT WANT TO BE GREEDY
<< Result for Hand 1608014550 >>
GRUBIFY wins ($5.70 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1608015040 >>
RAIDERDUCK wins ($2.50 chips).
YANKIT: HEY PUCKY, PROWLER IS UP MORE ON THIS SITE THEN U
YANKIT: WITH HIS LITTLE DONKEY STACK
PUCKYOU07: stfu everything u know i already now
PUCKYOU07: i could care less
PUCKYOU07: ape
<< Result for Hand 1608015294 >>
PROWLER22 wins ($5.70 chips).
YANKIT: OK, JUST AS LONG AS U KNOW WHY U LOSE
<< Result for Hand 1608015682 >>
RAYZNFOOL wins ($20.90) with (Two Pair, aces and kings).
PUCKYOU07: just like i know diggah is only up about 75 bucks
YANKIT: JACKTEE IS DOWN
<< Result for Hand 1608016472 >>
RAYZNFOOL wins ($2.85 chips).
You’ve been awarded 5 Absolute Points + 1 FAME Status Point.
PUCKYOU07: hey grubify why u down like 600
YANKIT: 903 TO BE EXACT
JACKTEE: Last count _903
<< Result for Hand 1608016891 >>
RAIDERDUCK wins ($2.00 chips).
PUCKYOU07: sorry like 1k
PUCKYOU07: i mean
PUCKYOU07: bc im a donkey right yank
YANKIT: WOW RAIDER DUCK
YANKIT: UP 27K
YANKIT: AND A SHARK
YANKIT: WATCH OUT
PUCKYOU07: i already have him on radar
<< Result for Hand 1608017271 >>
DIGGAH wins ($23.75) with (Two Pair, aces and twos).
YANKIT: AA KK QQ PLAYER
PUCKYOU07: dont forget ak also
YANKIT: Y
<< Result for Hand 1608017769 >>
RAYZNFOOL wins ($5.20 chips).
PUCKYOU07: raider how long u wait for ur sets
PUCKYOU07: oh that long
PUCKYOU07: lmaoooo
PUCKYOU07: yank lets sode bet
PUCKYOU07: raider has ak suited
YANKIT: RAIDER WON21K ON AUGUST 26 PLAYING  1/2
PUCKYOU07: lol
PUCKYOU07: or qq
PUCKYOU07: ak or qq raider
PUCKYOU07: must be  ak
YANKIT: SHSSSSH
PUCKYOU07: loooool
YANKIT: SHSSSSSSSHHH
PUCKYOU07: ok qq maybe
YANKIT: DONT TALK
<< Result for Hand 1608018260 >>
RAIDERDUCK wins ($47.00 chips).
PUCKYOU07: lol
PUCKYOU07: he sucks
PUCKYOU07: donk me raider
PUCKYOU07: i dare u
PUCKYOU07: lmaooooo
YANKIT: HE WON 21K THE 26TH
PUCKYOU07: so waht
PUCKYOU07: loooooooooooooooooooooooool
PUCKYOU07: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
PUCKYOU07: oh yank
PUCKYOU07: typical
<< Result for Hand 1608019262 >>
YANKIT wins ($168.10) with (Two Pair, kings and sevens).
YANKIT: I KNOW  I KNOW
PUCKYOU07: im shiocked it wasnt aa
<< Result for Hand 1608019945 >>
RAYZNFOOL wins ($2.00 chips).
YANKIT: I JUST GET THE CRADS AND PLAY THEM
PUCKYOU07: lmfaooooooooooooooooo
PUCKYOU07: ok
PUCKYOU07: the aa and kk
<< Result for Hand 1608020207 >>
RAYZNFOOL wins ($2.50 chips).
PUCKYOU07: and quads
PUCKYOU07: and st8 flushes
YANKIT: RAIDER, HOW DID U WIN 21K IN 1 DAY
RAYZNFOOL: nobody playin
RAYZNFOOL: you buncha rocks
PUCKYOU07: ray
PUCKYOU07: next hand
<< Result for Hand 1608020448 >>
DIGGAH wins ($2.50 chips).
PUCKYOU07: i bang u
<< Result for Hand 1608020829 >>
YANKIT wins ($2.50 chips).
PUCKYOU07: yea im gonna play when all i see is aa kk qq
PUCKYOU07: lmfaoooooooooooooo
YANKIT: RAIDER
PUCKYOU07: maybe i can see a royal flush
YANKIT: U EVER GET TIRED OF
YANKIT: FOLD
YANKIT: FOLD
YANKIT: FOLD
YANKIT: FOLD
<< Result for Hand 1608021018 >>
WALLYWORLD22 wins ($17.10 chips).
PUCKYOU07: he had ak
PUCKYOU07: lol
YANKIT: HE PLAYS 4 HANDS A HOUR ON AVERAGE
YANKIT: ACCORDING TO STATS
PUCKYOU07: its ok yank i got my info
<< Result for Hand 1608021456 >>
YANKIT wins ($2.00 chips).
YANKIT: LOLOLOLOL
<< Result for Hand 1608021836 >>
PUCKYOU07 wins ($2.40 chips).
PUCKYOU07: now u fold lmaoo why bc u ddnt have position
YANKIT: ****-E IS ONLY DOWN 3K
YANKIT: *****-E I MEANT
YANKIT: C  OCK-E
YANKIT: IS DOWN 3K
YANKIT: OK, PLAY UR 4
<< Result for Hand 1608022244 >>
STANDUPIWIN wins ($17.10 chips).
PUCKYOU07: 1 thing for sure
<< Result for Hand 1608023183 >>
DIGGAH wins ($27.55 chips).
PUCKYOU07: this table does blow
YANKIT: KINDA LIKE U
PUCKYOU07: exactly
YANKIT: HEY
<< Result for Hand 1608023758 >>
PUCKYOU07 wins ($6.15 chips).
YANKIT: ITS SAYS RAIDERS LUCKY HAND IS AA
YANKIT: LOOOOOOOOOOL
PUCKYOU07: lmfaoooo
YANKIT: GO FIGURE
PUCKYOU07: thats like a rookie hand
PUCKYOU07: bc they cant play anything else
<< Result for Hand 1608024341 >>
DIGGAH wins ($2.50 chips).
PUCKYOU07: kind of like ur kk
YANKIT: I PLAYED IT CAUSE THATS WHAT I WAS DEALT
YANKIT: DID U WANT ME TO FOLD IT
PUCKYOU07: lmfaoooooo
PUCKYOU07: lmaoooooooooooooooo
PUCKYOU07: wait
PUCKYOU07: let me hear u say that again
PUCKYOU07: lmaoooooooooooooo
<< Result for Hand 1608024824 >>
PROWLER22 wins ($11.50 chips).
PUCKYOU07: did u say u only play aa kk like raider?
<< Result for Hand 1608025559 >>
COCK-E wins ($2.50 chips).
YANKIT: NO
PUCKYOU07: look at wally
PUCKYOU07: lool
YANKIT: I PLAYED KK CAUSE I WAS DEALT IT
PUCKYOU07: looooooool
<< Result for Hand 1608025915 >>
WALLYWORLD22 wins ($14.25 chips).
YANKIT: RAIDER, ACENUTS OWNS YOU AND IS YOUR NEMISIS
YANKIT: HE IS UP 2K ON U
PUCKYOU07: who owsn ur ass
<< Result for Hand 1608026499 >>
YANKIT wins ($31.80) with (Straight, seven to jack).
YANKIT: NO ONE
PUCKYOU07: lmfaooo
PUCKYOU07: i dare u 2 show
PUCKYOU07: so i can lol
<< Result for Hand 1608027173 >>
YANKIT wins ($14.70) with (Two Pair, queens and sixes).
PUCKYOU07: lmfao
PUCKYOU07: looool
YANKIT: U TOOL
PUCKYOU07: fu monkey
YANKIT: BUT TY
<< Result for Hand 1608028066 >>
DIGGAH wins ($17.55 chips).
YANKIT: THESE CLOWNS THINK THEY CAN SIT HERE ALL DAY WAITING FOR AA
PUCKYOU07: loooooool
<< Result for Hand 1608028732 >>
WALLYWORLD22 wins ($6.65) with (One pair, kings).
PUCKYOU07: loooooool
PUCKYOU07: was that a hard read
YANKIT: FOR U MAYBE
PUCKYOU07: looooooool
PUCKYOU07: nope
<< Result for Hand 1608029536 >>
PUCKYOU07 wins ($9.95) with (jack high).
PUCKYOU07: pusssy
PUCKYOU07: did u like that yank
YANKIT: PUCKY, U PLAYING ALL DAY
PUCKYOU07: no
WALLYWORLD22: you’re the man what can we say
<< Result for Hand 1608030353 >>
YANKIT: HE HAS A EGO PROBLEM
COCK-E wins ($43.70) with (Flush, jack high).
STANDUPIWIN: hee haw
PUCKYOU07: i have options to trade
PUCKYOU07: lol
YANKIT: HOPE UR BETTER AT THAT
PUCKYOU07: loooololol
YANKIT: BUT PROB IN THE NEGATIVE THERE TOO
PUCKYOU07: looooooooooool
<< Result for Hand 1608030960 >>
DIGGAH wins ($2.85 chips).
You’ve been awarded 5 Absolute Points + 1 FAME Status Point.
PUCKYOU07: wally how did u like folding ur ak
PUCKYOU07: lmfaooooo
YANKIT: HOPE U MAKE SOME $$$ THO
YANKIT: SO U CAN LOAD MORE
<< Result for Hand 1608031723 >>
PROWLER22 wins ($2.50 chips).
PUCKYOU07: look
PUCKYOU07: looooool
<< Result for Hand 1608032250 >>
RAIDERDUCK wins ($2.50 chips).
YANKIT: JUST CALL AND SEE HIS AA
PUCKYOU07: lmfao
YANKIT: FIRST HAND HE PLAYED INA  HOUR
<< Result for Hand 1608032737 >>
COCK-E wins ($83.40) with (Flush, ace high).
PUCKYOU07: lmfaooooooooooooooo
YANKIT: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
YANKIT: POOR WALLY
YANKIT: COOLER
PUCKYOU07: lmfaoooo
COCK-E: lol
COCK-E: yeah
COCK-E: bummer
YANKIT: RAIDER
YANKIT: AA OR KK
PUCKYOU07: *****j
PUCKYOU07: that was awesome
YANKIT: I CALL N BUST
PUCKYOU07: lmaooooo
COCK-E: i played it good
PUCKYOU07: rlmfao
PUCKYOU07: he had k flush u ace
PUCKYOU07: lamoooo
COCK-E: he wasnt getting away from it anyway
YANKIT: RAIDER UR AA NO GOOD
YANKIT: HE HAS J
PUCKYOU07: i bet u both got hard at same time
COCK-E: lol
COCK-E: yupp
PUCKYOU07: lmao
PUCKYOU07: all in
PUCKYOU07: potsworht it
PUCKYOU07: alll in
YANKIT: RAIDER PLAYING WAIT GAME
PUCKYOU07: look now
PUCKYOU07: lmaooo
YANKIT: AAAJJ
PUCKYOU07: bad beat
PUCKYOU07: to royal
PUCKYOU07: lmaoooo
<< Result for Hand 1608033675 >>
RAIDERDUCK wins ($63.00) with (Full house, jacks full of queens).
PUCKYOU07: lmfaooooooooooooooo
PUCKYOU07: just like a text
YANKIT: CLOSE
PUCKYOU07: lmaoooo
YANKIT: TOP 3 HAND
PUCKYOU07: oh raider
PUCKYOU07: raider will live on in my book of bots
PUCKYOU07: lmaoooo 4 eeer
PUCKYOU07: ever
<< Result for Hand 1608035858 >>
DIGGAH wins ($3.80 chips).
YANKIT: SO OBVIOUS
YANKIT: ITS FUNNY
PUCKYOU07: thats why he sucks
PUCKYOU07: yawnnn
PUCKYOU07: com on raider
PUCKYOU07: he wont call
PUCKYOU07: he doesnt have aa
PUCKYOU07: lmaooooooo
PUCKYOU07: lmfaooooo
PUCKYOU07: looooooool ohoh
PUCKYOU07: he missed his set
<< Result for Hand 1608036417 >>
YANKIT wins ($23.75) with (Two Pair, aces and kings).
You’ve been awarded 5 Absolute Points + 1 FAME Status Point.
YANKIT: TAKE THAT BOT
PUCKYOU07: lmaoooo
PUCKYOU07: work is callin me…
PUCKYOU07: sayin i must go
PUCKYOU07: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
YANKIT: TELL THEM TO FU   CK OFF
PUCKYOU07: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
PUCKYOU07: raider bluffing w 27
PUCKYOU07: os
PUCKYOU07: lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
PUCKYOU07: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
PUCKYOU07: lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<< Result for Hand 1608037423 >>
RAIDERDUCK wins ($43.70) with (Three of a kind, fives).
PUCKYOU07: im gonna write a book
PUCKYOU07: why not to ply like raider… when ur playing agasint good
PUCKYOU07: players
YANKIT: SO TEXT BOOK
PUCKYOU07: can u tell me why raider
<< Result for Hand 1608038481 >>
YANKIT wins ($1.90 chips).
PUCKYOU07: can u
PUCKYOU07: lmao
PUCKYOU07: i give u hint
PUCKYOU07: word starts  w   p
PUCKYOU07: pr
YANKIT: WHAT CAN WE NAME UR BOOK?
PUCKYOU07: pre
PUCKYOU07: pred
PUCKYOU07: predic
PUCKYOU07: predict
PUCKYOU07: predicta
PUCKYOU07: predictab
PUCKYOU07: can u guess word
YANKIT: RAIDER DUCK AND HIS TEXT BOOK ABC GAME
YANKIT: OR IS THAT BORING
<< Result for Hand 1608039007 >>
RAIDERDUCK wins ($9.00 chips).
You’ve been awarded 5 Absolute Points + 1 FAME Status Point.
PUCKYOU07: fold
PUCKYOU07: yup
PUCKYOU07: lmao
PUCKYOU07: yank gg… last round
<< Result for Hand 1608039784 >>
YANKIT wins ($4.30) with (king high).
YANKIT: IM GONE SOON
YANKIT: TOO
PUCKYOU07: if i wanted to play with obvious robots
YANKIT: YAWN
PUCKYOU07: id work in a factory
<< Result for Hand 1608040286 >>
PUCKYOU07 wins ($1.50 chips).
YANKIT: THESE OTHER CLOWNS ARE ATMS
YANKIT: BUT RAIDER
PUCKYOU07: lol
YANKIT: ONLY PLAYS AA KK
PUCKYOU07: and qq
PUCKYOU07: dont forect
PUCKYOU07: and 555
YANKIT: AND SETS
<< Result for Hand 1608040633 >>
RAIDERDUCK wins ($2.50 chips).
PUCKYOU07: lmfao
PUCKYOU07: its tought to be skilled like him
PUCKYOU07: and so predictable
YANKIT: I KNOW
YANKIT: TAKES SKILL TO
YANKIT: FOLD
YANKIT: FOLD
YANKIT: FOLD
PUCKYOU07: fold
PUCKYOU07: fold
PUCKYOU07: ka
PUCKYOU07: ak
PUCKYOU07: ak
PUCKYOU07: ak
PUCKYOU07: ak
PUCKYOU07: lmfao
YANKIT: BUST HIM DIG
PUCKYOU07: all in
PUCKYOU07: u gave flush away
PUCKYOU07: 2 cheap
PUCKYOU07: lol
YANKIT: HE HAS AAA88
PUCKYOU07: lmfaooooo
PUCKYOU07: he has ace..
PUCKYOU07: but sared of flush
YANKIT: MIN
PUCKYOU07: almop
YANKIT: LIKE AK
PUCKYOU07: checks
PUCKYOU07: lmaoooooooo
<< Result for Hand 1608040969 >>
DIGGAH wins ($16.15 chips).
You’ve been awarded 5 Absolute Points + 1 FAME Status Point.
PUCKYOU07: lmfaoooooooooooo
YANKIT: DOESNT EVEN CHECK
YANKIT: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
PUCKYOU07: lmfaoooooo
PUCKYOU07: he hide his hand
YANKIT: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
PUCKYOU07: lmfaoo throw us off
RAIDERDUCK: ****..misclick folded AK
PUCKYOU07: so we think he so good
PUCKYOU07: lmfaooooooooooooo
PUCKYOU07: i dont care what u folded
YANKIT: WE KNEW THAT ALREADY
PUCKYOU07: ur a text book
<< Result for Hand 1608042209 >>
COCK-E wins ($2.40) with (One pair, tens).
PUCKYOU07: ur weak\
PUCKYOU07: and obvious
PUCKYOU07: thats bout it
<< Result for Hand 1608042940 >>
DIGGAH wins ($2.50 chips).
YANKIT: AND U HAVE TO MISS CLICK TWICE TO FOLD A CHECK
YANKIT: IT ASKS U
RAIDERDUCK: i clicked enter twice
PUCKYOU07: i clicked u
RAIDERDUCK: trying to look at another table
RAIDERDUCK: trying to look at another table
YANKIT: LOOOOOOOOOL
YANKIT: RAIDER
<< Result for Hand 1608043269 >>
VIVIKOO wins ($3.80 chips).
YANKIT: DID U READ THE BOOK ” POKER ABC STYLE
PUCKYOU07: no he read the set farming book
YANKIT: “HOW TO PLAY LIKE A ROBOT”
<< Result for Hand 1608044370 >>
PUCKYOU07 wins ($6.65 chips).
PUCKYOU07: how to fold all besides sets
PUCKYOU07: and hope aa kk call ur sets
YANKIT: OK, I POUND HIS BLIND
PUCKYOU07: thats like chapter one
PUCKYOU07: shove it again
TAMBOY__: lol
TAMBOY__: puck and yank
PUCKYOU07: hi tamb
PUCKYOU07: lol
PUCKYOU07: look up paider
<< Result for Hand 1608045055 >>
YANKIT wins ($8.55) with (One pair, aces).
TAMBOY__: the 2 biggest jews on the site
PUCKYOU07: raider
YANKIT: UR HAND RAIDER
PUCKYOU07: here tamb have my seat
PUCKYOU07: lol
TAMBOY__: sittin beside each other
RAIDERDUCK: I had KK….*** Ace flops every time
YANKIT: HI TAMGIRL
YANKIT: LOOOOOOOOOOOL
YANKIT: GOOD
YANKIT: HAHAHAHAHA
TAMBOY__: hi jew
YANKIT: HE FOLDED KK
YANKIT: HAHAHAHAHHAA
YANKIT: ROBOT
YANKIT: TAMB
TAMBOY__: ?
YANKIT: GO LOOK AT RAIDER
YANKIT: STATS
<< Result for Hand 1608045857 >>
JACKTEE wins ($9.50 chips).
TAMBOY__: why
You’ve been awarded 5 Absolute Points + 1 FAME Status Point.
YANKIT: BOT
YANKIT: ALL HE PLAYS IS AA KK AK
YANKIT: BUT HE IS UP 21K
<< Result for Hand 1608046981 >>
TANNKK wins ($2.50 chips).
TAMBOY__: good for it
YANKIT: YA
YANKIT: ITS BORING PLAYING THTA WAY
YANKIT: FOLD
YANKIT: FOLD
YANKIT: FOLD
YANKIT: FOLD
YANKIT: FOLD
YANKIT: I BUST HIS AK
<< Result for Hand 1608047394 >>
YANKIT wins ($6.15) with (Flush, jack high).
YANKIT: SEE
YANKIT: ‘HEHEHEHEHE
<< Result for Hand 1608048936 >>
YANKIT wins ($12.57) with (Full house, twos full of aces).
HEBAMME999 wins ($12.58) with (Full house, twos full of aces).
<< Result for Hand 1608049447 >>
TANNKK wins ($2.85 chips).
YANKIT: OK ROBOTS, I AM OFF
YANKIT: THANKS FOR THE DONATION
<< Result for Hand 1608049845 >>
HEBAMME999 wins ($7.10 chips).
YANKIT: UR FAV HAND RAIDER
<< Result for Hand 1608050538 >>
HEBAMME999 wins ($21.35 chips).
You’ve been awarded 5 Absolute Points + 1 FAME Status Point.
<< Result for Hand 1608051508 >>
JACKTEE wins ($1.50 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1608051779 >>
DIGGAH wins ($1.50 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1608052106 >>
VIVIKOO wins ($1.50 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1608052255 >>
VIVIKOO wins ($1.90 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1608052682 >>
TANNKK wins ($2.00 chips).
<< Result for Hand 1608052931 >>
DIGGAH wins ($3.50 chips).