I have been entertained at the tables lately by people randomly writing stuff in the chat about me. Here is a poem that a guy recently dedicated to me.

RAIDERDUCK HAD NINE LIVES
RAIDERDUCK HAS POCKET NINES
THE WAY HE PLAYS THEM
HE WINS EVERYTIME
HE SIKES YOU OUT
RAIDERDUCK IS THE BEST
NORTH TO THE SOUTH
EVERYTIME RAIDERDUCK SHOWS UP
YOU KNOW HE BLOWS UP
HE’LL NEVER MISS
RAIDERDUCK WILL HAVE ALL YOUR CHIPS

marvellous effort that. Here is another guys freestyle rap effort. Kinda long, but worth it. Well done to SHUT_UP_DAS for his time and thanks for entertaining the table.

SHUT_UP_DAS: actually im a musical artist
ACENUTS: omg lol
CERTIFIEDPRO: ahahahaha
SHUT_UP_DAS: i conduct beats and make songs
SHUT_UP_DAS: wanna hear one ?
BLUFFTACULAR: LOL
RAIDERDUCK: ok
SHUT_UP_DAS: but yo check it
SHUT_UP_DAS: this is the ugly truth yall
SHUT_UP_DAS: yo yo i hate those ***** monkeys and the features
SHUT_UP_DAS: that they share with simian
SHUT_UP_DAS: disgusting junkies welfare recipiants
SHUT_UP_DAS: they livin off of someones $money who pays tax and hasa life
SHT_UP_DAS: while these fat *****es stomachs stay fat with parasites
SHUT_UP_DAS: and they have to have a pipe
SHUT_UP_DAS: to relax on average nights
BLUFFTACULAR: classic average nights
SHUT_UP_DAS: sp there bastars bratty tykes all act like savage types
SHUT_UP_DAS: its the legacy of black and spanish guys
SHUT_UP_DAS: beg when tea and genoas complacency of dads who have no wive
SHUT_UP_DAS: police should beat there ***** nskulls in with magnum, light
SHUT_UP_DAS: illigiamate illiterate blacks should have no rights
SHUT_UP_DAS: cuz they went from havin lives to havin life no i pay to fe
SHUT_UP_DAS: and give them TV with satalite ?
SHUT_UP_DAS: thiose steven stealin dirty ***** heathins dealin dope
SHUT_UP_DAS: need to steal a boat
SHUT_UP_DAS: sail they monkey asses back to africa
SHUT_UP_DAS: and seal the coast
SHUT_UP_DAS: with giant gates made of steel and bolts
SHUT_UP_DAS: so we can try and save a decent white god fearing folks
SHUT_UP_DAS: ” cuz i got strangers movin in on my own backyard
SHUT_UP_DAS: home town battlefield times is hard
SHUT_UP_DAS: crime is risin
SHUT_UP_DAS: on my horizon
SHUT_UP_DAS: and its gettin mighty hard for folds to find a job
SHUT_UP_DAS: alot of folks say that the time is changin
SHUT_UP_DAS: but the more things change the more it stays the same
SHUT_UP_DAS: i dotn know where im gonna go
SHUT_UP_DAS: i dont know….
SHUT_UP_DAS: dont hand me your ethics
SHUT_UP_DAS: just credit this is rude hard speech
RAIDERDUCK: get a RAIDERDUCK lyric in there
SHUT_UP_DAS: cuz im not anti semitic jews are cheap !
SHUT_UP_DAS: with every breath there breathin threw large beaks
SHUT_UP_DAS: there tellin more fibs
SHUT_UP_DAS: and squeezin 4 kids
SHUT_UP_DAS: into 2 car seats
SHUT_UP_DAS: what a waste of white skin heartbeats and faces like men
SHUT_UP_DAS: black lovers who treat the beast as if the a[e was like them
SHUT_UP_DAS: they killed to save your christ then denied that he was gods
SHUT_UP_DAS: first thing in the mornin wakin up
SHUT_UP_DAS: on my mind is always raider duck
SHUT_UP_DAS: my girl right beside me wanted to fck
SHUT_UP_DAS: but on my mind is just raider duck
RAIDERDUCK: ty
SHUT_UP_DAS: i got pocket aces and accidently muck
SHUT_UP_DAS: cuiz i was too busy thinkin of raider duck
SHUT_UP_DAS: so i was thionking whats an easy way to make a buck
SHUT_UP_DAS: figured i just go on UB and find RAIDERDUCK
SHUT_UP_DAS: say whats up
SHUT_UP_DAS: ask for 10 bucks
SHUT_UP_DAS: and when he turns me down just frown and say fck !
SHUT_UP_DAS: i know im better than anyone at the tablr
SHUT_UP_DAS: but i got no bank therfore i aint able
SHUT_UP_DAS: to stack all you and buy my kids toys plus RAIDERDUCK shirts
SHUT_UP_DAS: for me and the boys
SHUT_UP_DAS: so i just came herew to say one thing, send me 25 bucks and
SHUT_UP_DAS: ill continue to sing ! lol
SHUT_UP_DAS: and im not racist btw the song sdisses white folks next
SHUT_UP_DAS: thats wghy its called the ugly truth
SHUT_UP_DAS: see ??!?>
SHUT_UP_DAS: now i have carpal tunnel
RAIDERDUCK: v good
SHUT_UP_DAS: give me a shot at poker
SHUT_UP_DAS: if you had one shot
RAIDERDUCK: i mite put that on my blog
RAIDERDUCK: your talent is unmeasurable
SHUT_UP_DAS: tyty
RAIDERDUCK: use ur rap skills to get a gf with a big booty
SHUT_UP_DAS: ill write you 40 songs just send me some $ im bored ! lol
SHUT_UP_DAS: and poor
SHUT_UP_DAS: and also
SHUT_UP_DAS: hungry
SHUT_UP_DAS: lol
RAIDERDUCK: well my session is coming to an end
SHUT_UP_DAS: am i leaving empty handed
SHUT_UP_DAS: after that exausting performance lol
SHUT_UP_DAS: i bid you a do gentlemen
SHUT_UP_DAS: raider ?
SHUT_UP_DAS: can anyone here help me get started maybe ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: i cant depot cuz i live in the pacific ocean
SHUT_UP_DAS: u wont miss 5 bb’s but ittl sure help me !
RAIDERDUCK: ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: sorry for buggin yallz if i dide
SHUT_UP_DAS: oh
SHUT_UP_DAS: RAIDERDUCK
SHUT_UP_DAS: can
SHUT_UP_DAS: you
SHUT_UP_DAS: splash ?
SHUT_UP_DAS: tonight ?
SHUT_UP_DAS: nevermind c ya
RAIDERDUCK: later
SHUT_UP_DAS: painfull
SHUT_UP_DAS: i though you said for a shout out and a song about you ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: did you not ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: that was original fire str8 from the oven
SHUT_UP_DAS: for you mr duxk
SHUT_UP_DAS: am i wrong you did say that
SHUT_UP_DAS: didnt he guys ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: haha
SHUT_UP_DAS: can you please help me out ??
SHUT_UP_DAS: after al;l that im desperate pls
SHUT_UP_DAS: my gf actually left me

There is conjecture on life fish about what it actually is. I think it is a horse as demonstrated by this mspaint. ZOOM OUT to see it clearly.

Yep, get free monies off me (kinda)

All you have to do is send me a pic to either my email (raiderduck@raiderduck.com), or PM on 2+2 (litemyfire)

My prices are as follows

$5 for some form of poster or something you make on the net dedicated to me

$10 for like someone (or their gf) holding a sign saying “I love raiderduck” or “we <3 raiderduck” or similar. Use your imagination.

Up to $20 for writing raiderduck/i love raiderduck on your or your gf’s body, or anything creative that I like. Must have some form of writing on skin though.

No photoshoppings plz, i want REAL effort put in ppl. Those prices are not set in stone, I will judge the photos and will give out up to $20 for anyone who puts in the effort. I have paid out 5 people so far for various types of pictures (beggars on AP).

If interested ship the pics. PM me on 2+2 or email me at raiderduck@raiderduck.com

I know how much you all enjoyed my last video of myself jumping into a pool. I now go from the career of film star to film director…bringing you 2 episodes of my initial series “Candid Naomi”.

Episode 1 -

After adjusting the camera contrast settings to match the colour scheme of the room, I film Naomi sitting down for about 20 seconds before she lunges at the phone.

Naomi screams “ITS A VIDEO!!” at the end.

Episode 2 -

This episode was taken about 5 minutes after episode one. I am using my phone (naomi confiscated hers back) which is why its better quality. In this episode naomi does a bit of headbanging, followed by a short clip of Colleen and Mog sitting on the lounge.

At the end I am about to say “naomi you got 20 seconds to do something funny”. Then she hit me and turned the phone off.

Getting owned in the chat as usual…
91_TUCKER_91: play bad win big
91_TUCKER_91: 10.00 on the flop with 9 high and snap a full house lol
91_TUCKER_91: unreal
IRILLO: duck last night U were playing 9 screens ? 1 heads up?
IRILLO: corpororation?
RAIDERDUCK: 9?
RAIDERDUCK: shoulda seen me earlier today i was playing 18
IRILLO: NINE!
IRILLO: 12:30 ET!
IRILLO: working as a team? or for the house?
RAIDERDUCK: wat do u mean?
_MR SMOOTH_: he has a superuser account!
RAIDERDUCK: lolz
_MR SMOOTH_: obviously
RAIDERDUCK: its rigged
TAFFY_JONES: u should report him rillo
IRILLO: I wrote all the game ID#’s and times…
TAFFY_JONES: good man
_MR SMOOTH_: yep
_MR SMOOTH_: he will be banned asap
_MR SMOOTH_: send it in
TAFFY_JONES: he cant argue with the evidence
_MR SMOOTH_: overwhelming
RAIDERDUCK: loool
RAIDERDUCK: im gunna get pwned
TAFFY_JONES: airtight
IRILLO: not rigged, but team work that gives them obvious advantages
_MR SMOOTH_: wheres onlinebandit?
RAIDERDUCK: what do u mean teamwork? what team?
TAFFY_JONES: hes changed his name to IRILLO lol
_MR SMOOTH_: you are your 2 teamates\
_MR SMOOTH_: TEAM RAIDERDUCK!
IRILLO: taffy ur a decent guy & player,, could u play 9 screens?
RAIDERDUCK: hehe
_MR SMOOTH_: NO WAY
RAIDERDUCK: irillo..im playing 9 now
_MR SMOOTH_: its impossible
_MR SMOOTH_: unless you have a team
RAIDERDUCK: i am a witch obv
TAFFY_JONES: i am playing 9 right now
_MR SMOOTH_: i am playing ten
_MR SMOOTH_: but i’m a deity!
NEEKTOO: im playing one
IRILLO: 1 heads up against ellis_island and all recorded
RAIDERDUCK: can u cc the email to me u send to support?
_MR SMOOTH_: send it in!
RAIDERDUCK: its raiderduck@raiderduck
TAFFY_JONES: good work rillo.u have him
IRILLO: ultimate points must be huge
_MR SMOOTH_: send it in
RAIDERDUCK: dot com
91_TUCKER_91: get him
91_TUCKER_91: send it!
_MR SMOOTH_: ship it!
91_TUCKER_91: lol
RAIDERDUCK: haha u guys always pwn me in the chat
_MR SMOOTH_: before its too late!
TAFFY_JONES: your number is up Duck!!
_MR SMOOTH_: GG DUCK
91_TUCKER_91: lol gl…maybe fall asleep now
TAFFY_JONES: u’ve been found out
91_TUCKER_91: to tired

RAIDERDUCK: this is rogged
RAIDERDUCK: well i guess it was a matter of time before they found me
TAFFY_JONES: hey rillo
TAFFY_JONES: u might get a reward
RAIDERDUCK: irillo…cc me the email plz?
IRILLO: I’M NOT A SNITCH, BUT WOULD LIKE A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD..
_MR SMOOTH_: do you still use your nionio account duck?
RAIDERDUCK: haha na just potripper obv
TAFFY_JONES: lol